With all the excitement amongst Potter fen lately, I keep finding Hogwarts AUs for various fandom... but none have any speedsicle content! D: (And if you know of some, drop a link in the comments!) So let's brainstorm us some Hogwarts AU Jean-Paul/Bobby!
What Houses do you think they'd be, and why? Are they students, or teachers? Are they at Hogwarts, or does the Xavier's school "Gifted" mean magic instead of mutants? Is JP half-Veela? Is he a quidditch star? Does Bobby keep ticking off the Groundskeeper by killing the grass with impromptu ice rinks? Just how many dirty wand jokes does he know? What are their patronus shapes? And anything else you can think of! :D